Judith Jack

Judith Jack
CBJ: Property Transfers & Building Permits
A weekly listing of property transfers and building permits in and around Charlottesville.

THE DEAD SELDOM REST IN PEACE!

Going through the obituaries in our local dailies you can easily tell whether those left behind are gainfully employed or not. Those employed have their names followed by two things, a bracket, where their places of employment are proudly flaunted and a comma. The jobless, on the other hand, have nothing after their names other than just a mere comma! Just sample the following and you will know what I mean:

Death and Funeral Announcement of Johnston Sol

It is with great sadness that we announce the untimely death of Johnston Sol of the Black & White Enterprises (California, USA) after a long life of trying to come to terms with his own son’s inability to secure gainful employment. Mr Sol has left behind a doting wife, Mrs Lazybones, his daughters Birgitta (Surrey, UK), Mercy (Alpha House Computers, Nairobi), Judith (Norfolk Hotel, Nairobi), son-in-law Jude (USA), Ben (UK), Rich (Austria) and his sons John, Willis, Fred, Jack and Luke. Friends and relatives gather everyday at the Norfolk Hotel. Entrance is reserved for VIP cardholders only.

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This simply means that the dead man will keep on tossing and turning in his grave thinking about all those hopeless sons he has left behind to blemish his record. John and his brothers won’t be attending the funeral arrangements at the Norfolk Hotel since they don’t possess a VIP card. Their job will be to look for gravediggers and do other odd jobs here and there.

It is equally ironical when you hear (read actually) that the survivors want the departed to rest in peace when the last sentence leaves the dead tossing and turning inside their graves. “In God’s hands you rest, in our hearts you live forever!”

And by the way, why do they refer to dead bodies as the remains when all that is gone out of the body is the breath and blood? And why do people spend more on funeral expenses on the dead, when they never bought the remains a bunch of sukuma wiki while he was still alive! And why do they feast at funerals when they should be grieving over the remains instead? Such are the things that don’t give the dead peace. And so wishing them a peaceful rest is useless. For, when all is said and done, the dead seldom rest in peace!

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Creative writer with a mind bent on earning from my creativity and helping others, through my work, become better individuals.

Judith Jack

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